If you have a Good, Funny Train Joke or Story send it to sean@trainweb.com

Trains Travel Though all U.S. States
 Play a Game of Positioning Each State On a Map by Clicking the Map Below.

RG Little asks,  How do you  know a train is eating?  
Answer - You can hear it go choo! choo!

Aaron Jeffery, of Parry Sound, asks, "What is the difference between a teacher and a engineer?"
Answer - A teacher trains the class, and the engineer drives the train

Sean asks, "What is the difference between a teacher and a train? "
Answer - The teacher says, "Spit out your gum".  The train says, "Chew Chew"!

Sean asks, "What do you call a freight train loaded with bubble gum?"
Answer -A chew-chew train.

Sean's Train Poem:
A peanut sat on a railroad track.
His heart was all a flutter.
The five-fifteen came rushing by.
"Toot! Toot!" Peanut butter!

Train Puzzle: Click on button next to open space and arrange all numbers in order

Try The Train Race: 1. Each player choose a Train Number
2. Click the "Race" Button Below 3. Cheer for your train to win